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so stinkin cute! i was at the lake that’s down the road from my house today & these adorable kids kept coming up to me, wanting me to play with them…i happily obliged…
It was not just a fight. It was him not fighting for me. I gave him an ultimatum and he let me walk away.
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Gilmore Girls (via rightmistakes) Give a guy an ultimatum and he will always let you walk away. Stupid girl! (via alwaysmemberneverforget)
sadly, this is so true…
Seriously, how cool is this swing bed ?
i would love to have sex on this with a sexy cabana boy who spent his morning feeding me fruit & rubbing suntan oil on my back…hey! a girl can dream!! ;-)
my inspiration to go to the gym today….it’ll be my third day in a row! pretty good progress….my body will be rock solid like this in no time, i just need someone to fund some fake titty surgery lol *crosses fingers*
If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Oh sure, it seems obvious now, but you’d be amazed at how many people don’t think of it when it’s relevant. Seriously, just punch them in the face and go get some ice cream!
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Mitch Hedberg (via eletheowl) (via interruptionofhypocrisy) (via growuporgetout)
(via thenightdances) (via shaunnashindig)
(via longlivethequeen)
(via paganpoetry)
HAHAHAHA…i may actually take mitch hedberg’s advice- sounds quite liberating
